Yeah, I’m on dA since one year.
Okay, my dA anniversery was yesterday, but I was too lazy to write a new journal, about how awesome I am. I’ve reached over 6400 views until now and I wanted to thank everbody who helped me to reach this number which means that they’re maybe a few people who like my pictures. And I also want to thank all those awesome and über cool people who are here on dA too.
Special thanks to: ~
Fiji-Fujii (my über awesome
bff), ~
Izabeth (my super cool yeah yeah little sistah), *
ClassicRocker47 (for all the
s, you rock girl), ~
ILoveBrucieD (for teaching me the word “minger”
) and of course ~
RocketQueenRose (the founder of the name
”ugly hairy fat gorilla”).
And now follows another survey, which I’ve stolen from I
uglyhairyfatgorilla, who herself stole it first from *
ClassicRocker47 (the keeper of the thousand surveys):
Do you still talk to your FIRST love?I hardly talk to myself.
What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?That’s not a good question. Think about the „boss-dilemma“ I’ve mentioned in a different survey before.
What was your FIRST job? Bountykiller. It was quite a nice job, but it was also really hard.
What was your FIRST car?A tank! Ha, cause I’m so kewl.
Who was the FIRST person to text you today?Today? Noone, I was on the phone for about three or four hours. I guess, I received my last text message yesterday or so.
I don’t really like texting I’m a phone junkie.Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?Honestly? It was me. I always think of myself in the morning. I’m the looooOOooooove of my life.
Who was your FIRST grade teacher?Fr. Fürst. Sadly she was retired when I was in second grade, but her successor Fr. Fonje was great too.
Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?Greece. We went to Crete and stayed there at hotel with tons of lovely blackbeetles and a huge hotel manager. He loooOOOoooooved to pinch my sister in her cheeks and she hated him for that.
Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?Marie and Alex T., I guess. They were my best friends in the kindergarten. I’m not in touch with Alex anymore. I met him many years later at my middle school, where we talked sometimes. With Marie I’m still in touch and with her younger sister Charlotte too.
Where was your FIRST sleep over?Oi, Freisi, I guess it was at Mariele’s house.
Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?The oracle. I met her at a special place, but I won’t tell you where.
Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?It was the wedding of my aunt and my uncle Attila (the younger brother of my father).
Guess what? I missed the wedding of my own mother! That’s pathetic.What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?I went to the bathroom as usual and my ass almost freezed off, cause my bathrobe was in the tumble drier and I had to walk over in my über short mini pajama hot pants. Haha. I should buy myself a flanell pajama. Then brushed my teeth while thinking about which clothes I should wear today. After this I showered.
What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?Oh my Freisi, it was a Take That concert. Okay it was actually a tv show where they played and we were there with our elementary school. (That means that I saw Robbie Williams!
)
FIRST broken bone?It was my left arm.
FIRST piercing?I have a nipple piercing in my left nipple.
FIRST foreign country you've gone to?Hungary, to visit my mother’s father. (He died a few weeks later…
)
FIRST movie you remember seeing?Snowhite or Alice in Wonderland.
When was your FIRST detention? Come on, don’t be funny. I’m not a dirty ol’ bandit.
Who was your FIRST roommate?Eli. Haha.
If you had one wish, what would it be?More wishes!!!
What is something you would learn if you had the chance?Nothing. Learning is for nerds. I was skipped out of school in the third grade, coz I’m a ganxta!
Did you marry the FIRST person to ask for your hand in marriage/ you asked to marry?Yes, a few weeks later I killed him, like all of my other husbands.
What was the first sport you were involved in?I can’t remember, I’m 109.
What were the first lessons you ever took?Reading class in the first grade?
What is the first thing you do when you get home?I go to the bathroom.
Who do you think will be the next person to post this?I don’t know, maybe Fiji?
Have your parents ever caught you drinking?Haha, no answer, my friend.
Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?Course, I do. Otherwise I wouldn’t have talked to this person.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?That’s a bit too personal, isn’t it? Therefor: no answer.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?Saving my poor ol’ father from my evil scottish fold!
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?Why do you want to know that?
Last restaurant you went to?I can’t remember, wait…it was this Australian pub and restaurant and whatever.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?A special person a few minutes ago.
Did you have an exciting last weekend?Not really, I was too lazy to leave my house, cause I’m a 109 years old woman.
Have you ever crawled through a window?Oh yes, I fled from my own room due to two elephant seals making out on my couch and I thought they were having…oh please, I can’t write that it’s so gross.
What do you spend most of your money on?Shoes and clothes.
Where were you at 1AM sunday morning?At home, I told you that already.
Ever kissed someone over 30?Honestly, yes I think so, but I’m not sure.
Is there a secret you've never told your parents?Maybe…I have a lot of secrets, but I never tell them to anyone otherwise it wouldn’t be secrets anymore.
Do you like yourself?I’m the king! I’m great and I’m deeply in looooooOOOooove with myself.
Have you ever dyed your hair?Oh yes, very often.
Are you wearing a necklace?Not now, ‚cause I’m at home and I hate wearing jewelery at home. Otherwise I prefere to wear my snake necklace which I’ve got from my sister.
Who is someone you wish you could fix things with?There’s someone, but I can’t say who it is.
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?No, why should I?
Are you an emotional person?Yes, just like Clint Eastwood is.
What's something that can always make you feel better?A fistfull of dollars or a few dollars more!
Did your parents spoil you as a child? NooooOOOOoooooo! They were the best parents in the world!
Come on, maybe they find this page once and then they would kick my ass.Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?Good question. I guess my mother has some and my father and my sister and everyone else…
Are you a cuddler?Oh no, that’s horrible for me.
Will this weekend be a good one?Of course!
What do you want right now?A choc ice.
Who can always cheer you up?Fiji and my wise sister
“Eli Tzeh“. (She ist he one who said the unforgotten sentence of the year:
Everything which bites you with teeths, hurts.)
Have you ever gone nude/streaked in public?Uhm…no.
Who hugged you last?Whoops…I forgot.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?I
to wear my Zidane football shirt at home.
Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?Some kind of…but this person never will do this again. It’d be better for him and his balls.
What is your relationship status?I’m a widow. Boohoo.
Who was the last person to come to your house?Cone on, you start acting like a stalker.
Look behind you, what do you see?Help! A hideous retarded gorilla man!
How many rooms does your house have?I don’t know, but maybe I should count them.
Have you ever worked in a food place?No, I can’t see other people eating.
What would you name your future daughter?Charlotte! I looooOOooooove this name.
Who and where was the last concert you went to?I can’t remember. I didn’t go on a concert for about thousand years. I think it was some kind of Dark Wave/Gothic rock band.
What did you eat for lunch today?Wiener Schnitzel!
Whats on your schedule for tomorrow? Shit.
The last song you heard?Din A Tod – Creation Crucifixion
What do you think of love?I can’t only sing about looooooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOooooove.
When is the last time you went to a party?I guess, it was three weeks ago.
When is the next time you'll hit up a club?After I’ve finished this survey, cause I’m Partyboy!!!11one
Do you still talk to any of your ex's?I can’t, they’re dead.
If you had to eat 1 thing for the rest of your life, what?Milk chocolate colored schlongs!
Name 1 thing good about Myspace?If I’d be a serial killer I’d choose my victims over pathetic Myspace accounts.
How do you feel about abortions? Pro choice for life!
Do you eat junk food everyday?Yes and therefor I’m enourmos fat.
How often do you drive?I have a chauffeur, thanks.
Describe your best friends?I guess, they rock and they’re quite cool, otherwise I wouldn’t be friends with them.
Who was the last person to touch you?What do you mean??
How did you and your number 1 become friends?We met in school and found out that we are way too cool fort his world and too awesome.
How late did you stay up last night and why?Until 2a.m., I usually go to bed at this time.
What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?She was my best friend in kindergarten.
Do you like someone?Yes, myself. Does that count?
Have you ever been hit by the opposite sex?Do you mean if the opposite sex tried to hit on me or if it had hit me?
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an S?I don’t know the name of each person I’ve kissed.
How's your life lately?Boring, I’m 109, live in an retirement home and all my friends are dead sinces a couple of years.
Do you know anyone that is currently locked up? No, the only whom I know is a free man since summer.
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?YeeeeeEEEEeeeees!
What do you think about the current gas prices?Nothing.
Would you sex tape with you in it for 3 million dollars?No answer.
Have you ever been so drunk that you blacked out?That’s a bit offensive.
Do you think that you’re a good person?Of course I am. I’m handsome and friendly.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?Huh? Why should that hurt, cause I bumped my head while having sex?
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?I don’t think so.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?I hate tomatoes. They’re disgusting.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?Yes, everytime. I
informercials and I always order that stuff where you also get thousand unnecessary things for free.
Do you believe in love at first sight?I fell in loooooOOOOooooove with myself at the first sight.
Have you ever requested a song on the radio? Yes, I like to order the song „Endlich Wochenende“ on the radio. They always tell me that they’re not allowed to play this song and then I hang up the phone and call them five minutes later only to request this song again.
Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?Hell noooooOOOOOoooooo! And if I would I surely wouldn’t admit it, cause then she would kill me.
When is the last time you took a nap?Do you think I write that down?
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?My own.
Do you miss anyone?Yes. They are two persons I miss. One of them is Godzilla and the other one is…
What does your 8th text message say and who was it from?Do you mean the 8th text message in my cell phone ort he last one I’ve recieved?
What are you listening to?Existence – Destroyed (I’m so goffik.)
Is there one place you'd like to visit?Novosibirsk in winter.
Do you want to dance?I like pole dancing.
Last movie you watched? Fistful of Dollars…again I looooOOOoooove this movie. Cool men with guns, you can’t expect more don’t cha?
What do you notice first about a guy?Complexion, eyes, face and hair color.
Something interesting happen lately? I don’t know. I’m not a clairvoyant.
Last time you took a shower?After I woke up.
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?I stood up.
Have you ever been around someone who was high? 
Do you like where you live?Most of the time I like it here, although there are a few shitheads who live near me.
Last thing you purchased? Body lotion and a nail polish.
Explain why you last threw up?I saw an über ugly person….no, I can’t remember.
Are you a jealous person?No, I’m proud and conceited.
Did you have a good birthday this year?Yeah.
Are you tired right now?No…
What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?It’s okay for me, but I’m against gay marriages cause they can’t have a family and they shouldn’t be allowed to adopt children. It’s unnatural for me.
Do you chew on your straws? Uh-uh.
Who was the last person you rode in the car with that was under 21?Duh-uuuuh-mmppfff-grmabl-duuuh-uh-oida?
Is there anyone who doesn't like you because of something you didn't do?No, I guess most of them have a good reason to dislike me.
Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?Yes, even longer.
Do you cry easily?It depends on the situation.
Do you have any brothers?Yes, Eli!
What do you think of them?I loooooOOoooove my younger brother, but in truth I don’t care about him. I just care about my retarded and hideous bff. Haha.
Are you a heavy sleeper?No.
Three feelings at the moment?I’m thirsty, have a headache and a bit bored.
What are you listening to right now?Opening Track – Front 242
What really makes you mad?Disgustin, hideous, gross people making out in front of me! That’s so disgusting, even if someone is taking a shit in front of me is tolerable.
Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?Of course with my good old friend Tuco. Come on, I’ve never visited MEXico, therefor it’s unrealistic.
What does the seventeenth text message in your inbox say?The 17th in my inbox or which I’ve received?
What do you usually do first in the morning?I look after my colt.
Do you have college plans?Duh.
Are you mad at anyone right now?Oh yes.
How many different beverages have you had today? Uhm, two: Coffee and Biolimo!
If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?This idiots who follow the wrong god have taken over the world! I hope that will never happen, cause I hate them. They make me extremely nervous.
Do people underestimate you? Yes, but they regretted it deeply.
Are you named after a grandparent?My name’s not Oma.
What's something you're scared of?Meeting a special person who hates me with passion.
Name some of the people you love?Me, me, me and me.
What's your favorite color?Pink!
Do you wish someone would call you? Not now.
Is there someone you wanna date right now?Too personal.
Are you usually the heart breaker or the heart broken?Huh?
What is the last song to make you cry?Mein bester Freund from G-Hot. I had to laugh so hard because of the enourmos stupidity of this song that I started to cry.
Is your best friend pretty?It depends on her current body. If she appears as Batman or Pervy man I have to say sadly not.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Always look on the bright side of life!
What do you miss?Chocolate!
Do you give out second chances too easily?If I really like someone than I always give a second chance easily, but if I don’t care about this person or I don’t even like this person than I never give a second chance.
Ever felt that no one relates to you? I’m unique.
Had plans and broke them?Duh-yeah.
When was the last time you saw your grandparents?2007 alive.
Please visit my and ~
Fiji-Fujiis club:
With this club we want to worship dead people and other things related to death. We’ll be glad if we could find some new members!
Thanks!
Comeback!
dA Love
I just needed a short break, cause I was in such a bad mood. 
By the way: I really missed you guys! Especially ~ILoveBrucieD, ma petite soeur *Izabeth, my bff *Fiji-Fujii (okay, I see you in real life at least twice a week 
redator“ drawings. This person accused my bff of being a perverted and claimed that drawing naked predator is as bad as child porn. Oh yes, it is. Go and ask someone who was molested as a child. 
Depressed
I somehow can’t draw anymore! I don’t know why, but I simply can’t. 
I turned into a retard. 
Here is the last survey I did for now. ~
It’s the best religion you can have. 
Happy
Hungry
Cheerful
Yes, she is really Batman and she defends Gotham City against the Joker (the real one, who was played by Jack Nicholson not the dead guy), the Riddler, Twoface, the Penguin and many others. She is a true hero! 
