Mermaid-Orang Utan

Beware of the horrible mermaid-orang utan!
This monster lives deep down the ocean. (There were the deep sea fishes live, but they're afraid of him too.) This creatures is half orang utan and half fish. He loooOOoooves to drink beer and he's a smoker. His hands are digustingly sweaty and he smells like a mixture of ol' man sweat and beer. This sea monster loooOOOoves to terrorise other creatures, plants, animals and even humans. The legend says that he can only survive in water, but that's not true. He can leave the ocean and then he turns into something which has a slightly resemblence of a human being. He walks into cities or villages to find a job. He's extremely old and he can only die if he finds a job where he's good at it. Sadly he's not good at anything and he always gets fired after a few days, hours, minutes or even seconds. You can only chase him away with a deodorant. Oh and never ever try to shoot him! Even if you hit him in the head, he'll chase you with his axe and kill you.


Drawn with color pencils on paper.

Mermaid-Orang Utan (c) by me